A stay at the Palacete Rodriquez, Anjuna, Goa

Hi, This is a guest post from a friend. I am sharing this for two reasons. 1) It's a review of a hotel which apparently had good ratings and reviews online which is why they made a booking in the first place 2) It's insanely funny. So, let's give the gentleman a say. The Palacete Rodriquez, Anjuna, Goa "Pros - Has two very cute ginger kittens Cons - Horrible rooms, zero maintenance, got bedbug bites all over after sleeping for an hour. The room smelled like they hid a corpse in the closet. My friend and I fell ill after using the swimming pool. I am sure the towels were donated during World war I. The Air conditioner is like a mantelpiece. The water heater isn't supposed to serve hot water. Indus Valley civilization had better plumbing. The lights flicker more than all horror movies combined. The staff appear to be friendly until they show their true colours which is nothing short of hooliganism. Seems like they follow the footsteps of the ...